Empty your Amazon cart

Totally understand the benefit of Amazon to rural folks without access to shops, or those with disabilities for whom going shopping is a far more tremendous ordeal than those of us who are able bodied. But, for the rest of us - convenience is killing us. Go to the hardware store, go to the bodega, go to the store that just sells lightbulbs. Every time I shop in a real shop for lovely things, it’s a small high. Everytime I succumb to the penis company, as we call Amazon (look at the logo, you’ll never be the same) - I feel a bit low. Go for the high.